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Posts tagged swearing cw:

When Panic! At the Disco did a cover of Karma Police and changed the second "when you mess with us..." to "when you FUCK with us!" they had the right idea


ok my friends are cool so i don't feel like shit anymore *hits the woah*


ok-computer -

Person on Discord: No I think you're cool. I consider you my friend

Me: *passes them on the mee6 leaderboard*

Me: ...

Me: Has your opinion changed at all


ok-computer -

fellas do y'all ever pass the fuckin admins


Dan Vs. (Season 2 Ep 13)

Dan: Nonlocal area code means you need to hang up, it's an obvious telemarketer. A local area code also means to hang up, it's just a telemarketer trying to be sneaky. Do not answer the phone ever.

Chris: This is why you're a virgin.

Dan: I'm not gonna fuck the telemarketer man


ok-computer -

wtf camera did they use for the strawberry fields forever video. that video was probably filmed around 1967 and the quality is better than my 2018 phone camera. it looks like it could've been filmed last week


darkchaos73 -

holy shit the beatles are time travelers


ok-computer -

oh god

oh fuck


Local Fuckass Sees Several People Sharing Beatles Porn in Discord Server, Does Not Share Porn But Goes to Hell Anyways For Agreeing John is a Bottom


I know how to

1. Go apeshit over music

2. 


ok-computer -

just realized yesterday i tagged a post saying Mr. Robinson's Quango and He Thought of Cars were equally good. like- Mr. Robinson's Quango slaps hard but He Thought of Cars is just,,,, *clutches chest* aaAAaaaa


ok-computer -

Blur: He thinkin bout them cars bitch!!! 

Me, every time, without fail:


boi i might just stop using my side account for music thoughts and shitposts and just be annoying on main


ok-computer -

Unlike what my family thinks, my ability to recognize what rhcp song the radio is playing is not because of my intense interest in their music, it's just that the radio is predictable as fuck


ok-computer -

Any radio station playing rhcp after 2002 can't diversify. all dey know is californication, under da bridge, snow, dani california, eat hot chip and lie


Unlike what my family thinks, my ability to recognize what rhcp song the radio is playing is not because of my intense interest in their music, it's just that the radio is predictable as fuck


Me: I hate when comedy uses swear words as a crutch. Like using profanity doesn't automatically make something funny.

Also me: *laughing my ass off at the mere thought of "OK Computer but Thom says fuck"*


ok-computer reblogged emlynlua
thoughts -

yes i know ofc is of fucking course but when i write it i only mean of course. bc abbrevs r cool. i make the rules


emlynlua -

i have never in my life meant it to mean of fucking course and i never will


Fredrik Knudsen: People who join my patreon and donate money can join my discord server :)

My broke ass:


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Me realizing the background voices at the end of No Surprises are saying "get me out of here"


My mom: Sorry I'm late Alyssa, i was...doing things.

Me: *breaks down door* SHE STOLE MY FUCKING LAPTOP


Me: *doing art*

Me: ugh this looks awful

Me: *adds the eyes*

Me:

Me: I changed my mind this looks rad as fuck


ok-computer -

my mom: *telling me about how rude my datemate was being by "talking back" and "not listening" to her, overall badmouthing them behind their back, calling me out for "picking up bad behaviors" from them when i was just trying to defend my choices and be respected like a normal fucking human being*

me, listening, making full eye contact, knowing damn well this is literally gaslighting and nothing she's saying is true, holding back the overwhelmingly powerful urge to punch her in the face with the strength of a thousand suns for the mental abuse she has put me through this weekend and now daring to talk about my amazing datemate in such a shitty way:


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me internally:


my mom: *telling me about how rude my datemate was being by "talking back" and "not listening" to her, overall badmouthing them behind their back, calling me out for "picking up bad behaviors" from them when i was just trying to defend my choices and be respected like a normal fucking human being*

me, listening, making full eye contact, knowing damn well this is literally gaslighting and nothing she's saying is true, holding back the overwhelmingly powerful urge to punch her in the face with the strength of a thousand suns for the mental abuse she has put me through this weekend and now daring to talk about my amazing datemate in such a shitty way:


ok-computer -

I can't listen to "If I Fell" by the Beatles without laughing cuz it always makes me think of this one meme video


ddijubluhlachberrais-deactivated-2019SepTue-190903010958-2245 -

*deEP INHALE*

IF I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU

WOULD YOU PROMISE TO BE true

and help

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

U N D E R S T A N D

CUZ I REALLY LOVE YOU SO

and i found that love is MORE

than just




H O L D I N G H A N DS


...

OH MY GODDD---


ok-computer -

THAT'S THE BITCH


ok-computer -

Literally no one:

Me, Ian, and Ritz absolutely BOPPING to Cyboogie by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard at, like, 2 in the fucking morning: 


ok-computer -

Us when we actually stream music together at a reasonable hour so there's more people in the chat kickin it with us


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